Cavity Search Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Cavity Search Lyrics

    Listenin' to the Muzak
    Hearin' people scream
    Sittin' in the waiting room
    Readin' crappy magazines
    With a toothache
    This is it, pal
    Root canal

    My molars are impacted
    I'm gettin' gum disease
    I'm gonna need some fillings
    Got twelve cavities
    Can you help me
    Have mercy
    Doctor, please

    My teeth are a fright
    Got a huge overbite
    Numb me, drill me
    Floss me, bill me

    You jab at my nerve endings
    It's driving me insane
    Just give me nitrous oxide
    Shoot me up with novocaine
    Help me out here
    'Cause I'm in severe
    Pain
    Please stop for a bit
    Now let me rinse and spit
    Numb me, drill me
    Floss me, bill me

    You validate my parking
    I think that I'm okay
    But you my one more appointment for
    A week from Saturday
    'Cause you came upon
    A little problem on
    My x-ray
    Oy vey!

    It's getting absurd
    Well, I hope I'm insured, now
    Numb me, drill me
    Floss me, bill me

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