Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Lyrics by Bloodhound Gang

Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Lyrics


    Yea well I sing like an amputee though
    Why?
    Cause can't hold a note can't carry a tune
    (Lupus proceeds to laugh a little too hard at Jimmy Pop's stupid joke)
    Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie
    I've brought you a letter speedy delivery
    Well Mr. McFeelie if there's postage due
    You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo
    I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
    But in the end I still have no friends
    Do do do do do do do do do
    Do do do do do do do do do
    Mr. Rogers I like your cardigan sweater
    Mr. McFeelie shut up and give me my letter
    I don't want to talk to you don't you understand?
    Why are you inside my house you're just my fuckin' mailman?
    I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
    But in the end I still have no friends
    Do do do do do do do do do
    Do do do do do do do do do
    You can go to land of make believe and you can pretend
    But in the end you still have no friends
    Do do do do do do do do do
    Do do do do do do do do do
    You are my best friend too
    I share the same views and hardly ever argue
    Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
    And rock out to old school Duran Duran
    Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
    I share the same views and hardly ever argue
    Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
    And rock out to old school Duran Duran

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