(Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope):
Well hello, boys and girls, c'mon in see the show
It's the mystical, magical, great Dark Carnival
Don't bother looking for parking, get rid of it
It ain't like you ever coming back, you fuckin' idiot!
The Carnival emerges only when you about to die
Now muthafucker you are dead in the sky
So come and put your soul around the Murder Go Round
And we'll strap you down, and swing you into oblivion
I gotta spike for your neck with my ninja blowgun
I be thy Juggalada Don Dada Lada Shogun
I swings my sword down and split you in two
Before you even fall, I bitch smack both of you
Welcome to our Carnival, 50,000 Juggalos
Freaks and weirdos, and killers at our shows
I'm just glad we down with 'em, hate to be y'all
And have a Juggalo shatter my skull, for thy Carnival