Waffle King Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Waffle King Lyrics

    It took a lifetime, but i finally found
    The perfect waffle recipe
    You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town
    One little bite and i'm sure that you'll agree

    Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak
    Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean
    People come from miles around just to study my technique
    I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen

    I'm the waffle king (waffle king)... yeah
    Waffle king (waffle king)
    That's what they call me
    Waffle king (waffle king)
    Hey, i'm the waffle king

    Everywhere i go, the people cheer
    I never have to wait in line
    People say, "right this way, sir... your money's no good here.'
    Some day i betcha they'll build me a shrine

    And everybody say, "well, i'm your biggest fan!"
    "i seen your picture in people magazine!"
    Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand
    If you don't believe in the power of the waffle lemme show you just what i mean

    I'm the waffle king (waffle king)
    Make you want to scream and shout
    Waffle king (waffle king)
    That's my name, don't wear it out
    Waffle king (waffle king)
    Make no mistake about it i'm the waffle king... yeah

    Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here i come
    All you peons better scram
    Out of my way, you worthless piece of scum
    Don't you know who i am?
    Hey!

    I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools
    Everybody, on your knees
    You wanna buy a waffle, you're playin' by my rules
    Go on, beg me... lemme hear you say "pretty please"

    Can't you tell the universe revolves around me?
    Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?
    And can't you see that i'm the highest form of life that there could ever be?
    Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing
    Come on know...

    Waffle king
    Hey, batter batter
    Waffle king
    Hot on your platter
    Waffle king
    Say, what's the matter
    Don't you know who i am?
    Don't you know who i am?
    Tell 'em, girls
    (he's the wa wa wa wa wa wa waffle king)
    Yeah yeah
    (he's the wa wa wa wa wa wa waffle king)
    Tell the truth now
    (he's the wa wa wa wa wa wa waffle king)
    Don't you know who i am?
    Don't you know who i am?

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