Valentino Lyrics by Bowling For Soup

Valentino Lyrics

    She got a valentine from Gary
    I opened it up it said, “Would you please be mine.”
    I gave her flowers and some candy
    She opened them up and said, “You’re trying to
    make me fat.”

    [chorus]
    (now)
    I just want a new girlfriend
    I just want someone to make me laugh
    I just want a new girlfriend
    I just want someone to laugh at me

    not to smart, not to tall,
    likes to watch tv and play basketball

    I bought a car and let her drive it
    She opened the door and said “ Oh bother, this is
    red.”
    I gave her all my notes from algebra
    She opened em up and said , “I can’t believe you’re
    so stupid.”

    I won’t ever make her wash my car, NO!
    I won’t ever take a walk, not unless she’s there
    Oh, oh, oh, oh!

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