Ugly Bitches Lyrics by Coolio

Ugly Bitches Lyrics

    A bitch is a bitch and we all know
    That a ho is a ho wit a toe-up slut so
    If you're gotta have em, might as well be a fine one
    But it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one
    So they go and get a bitch that's lookin like trixie
    And hekkyl & jekkyl wit some saggy ass titties
    A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker
    And the nigga got the nerve to pretend she's a hooker
    Sportin that down from your arm like a simpson
    Talk about bitches that you wish you was pimpin
    Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin
    But everytime i see her, you're beggin
    Go get you a girl that got somethin goin
    Get rid of that bitch that's lookin like a dragon
    Now you wanna fight cos you're baggin on your mrs
    But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches
    Chorus:

    When i was young i used to have fun
    Fuckin with ugly bitches
    But now that i'm grown i leave em alone
    Cos i went from rags to riches

    They say 'beauty is skin deep' but goddamn weeded bitch
    Look like buckwheat mixed with opi
    Toe up, toe up, straight from the floor
    And her bad ass breath is about to make me throw up
    Niggas started dissin and you blamed it on the gin
    But the very next day you was with the bitch again
    Now your ass is gettin clowned like bozo
    But that's what you get for fuckin with that ugly ho
    I don't know what possessed you, nigga
    Stand that hooker in front of a trigger
    Spendin your time with a big goony-goo-goo
    To niggas like you i gotta say "choo choo"
    Dig a ditch down in desperation
    Send that monster on a permanent vacation
    The girl is chop-top, but you don't listen
    Cos some niggas like fuckin with ugly bitches

    Chorus:

    When i was young i used to have fun
    Fuckin with ugly bitches
    But now that i'm grown i leave em alone
    Cos i went from rags to riches

    Interlude

    Aw shit, there go my nigga pretendin he don't see me
    Talkin with a bitch that look like a flea g
    Holdin her hand as he walks thru the plaza
    I try to play it off but i couldn't hold my laughter
    The girl is done so take her ass off the oven
    Put her on a boom and send her back to the covent
    Cookin up a plan in a big, black cauldron
    And the dumb ass nigga don't know that he's fallin
    Into a trap cos now the whore is pregnant
    9 months later and she's squirted on an insect
    He don't wanna claim it, she went and got a test
    Now he's sendin child support in a big fat cheque
    My nigga got depressed and he started drinkin liquor
    One night he got drunk, went to her house and killed her
    Riches to rags and rags to riches
    But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches

    Chorus:

    When i was young i used to have fun
    Fuckin with ugly bitches
    It seems that it's sad for this pussy i had
    Came from some ugly bitches
    When i was young i used to have fun
    Fuckin with ugly bitches
    It seems kinda sad cos this pussy i had
    Came from some ugly bitches

    Outro:

    So you mean to tell me you fuckin with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy,
    Droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant, fucked-up
    Teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, butthead swap-meet,
    Afdc, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch? nigga what's
    Wrong wit you?
    (that's alright. she take care of a nigga though, that's all i know nigga.
    That's ok yeah, that's ok nigga)

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