Ugly As F k Lyrics by 2 Live Crew

Ugly As F k Lyrics

    [blowfly excerpt]
    "are you looking for some good stuff?
    Get a ugly chick. ugly chicks can screw.
    They have to screw, 'cause they ain't gotnothin' else goin' for they ass!
    When a nigga goin' for a uglychick? she gotta get up off her ass!..."

    Chorus

    [mr. mixx] cuts and scratches:
    "get a ugly chick" and "ugly chicks can screw."

    Verse 1: [brother marquis]
    Looking at my rolex, it's 12:00
    And my dick ... is hard as a rock
    My beeper ain't went off all day
    I guess all my bitches went out to play
    Fuck 'em, 'cause i ain't sweatin' 'em either
    Hoes is jockin' me? i don't need 'em!
    There's no time to waste chasin' a pretty face
    Bitches won't have me in a rat race
    They're very bourgeois and so seditty
    When you ask 'em for some pussy, they get shitty
    So i turn to the bitches who are not attractive
    I'm like them; they're sexually active
    All they want is a one night stand,
    Some dick, and no commitment to a man
    Never seen in public with an undesirable,
    But they come clean like old reliable

    Chorus

    Verse 2: [fresh kid ice]
    It's late at night and i'm ready to dip
    'cause i'm kind of drunk, with an ugly bitch
    Big titties, big ass and kind of stacked 6'2" and she's also fat
    Rollin' 'round the club like a bitch in heat
    But at four in the morning, she couldn't be beat
    A plate of chicken wings and a stack of fries
    Trying to see who's looking from the corner of my eyes
    On my p's and q's, and aware of my shit
    The coast was clear, and i'm ready to dip
    She wanna go to my crib, but here's the trick
    From the club we hit the motel 6
    Riding with no tints, so hoe, keep low
    Trying to play it off so the boys won't know
    She wanted to be seen but was out of luck
    The pussy was good, but she was ugly as fuck

    Chorus

    Verse 3: [brother marquis]
    Haulin' ass, trying to hurry up and get there
    'cause i can't be seen with this bitch here
    It's bad enough that i'm rankin' myself
    But i can't be ranked by no one else
    U-g-l-y, bitch, you ain't got no alibi
    So don't you roll down no windows or open no doors,
    Jump your ass in the back and get on the floor!

    [fresh kid ice]
    She's ugly as fuck and you wanna know why
    She couldn't be worse if the bitch had died
    Be my girl, hoe! it ain't all that!
    Got weave in your hair, not neat, and fat
    Guess i'm understanding you're just a fuck
    I'm out for the pussy and just one nut
    I'll call you next time when i'm out of luck
    No offense, baby, you're just ugly as fuck!

    Chorus

    [mr. mixx] cuts:
    "one out of three niggas is ugly" and "cue numer three!

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