There Are Many Dangers Lyrics by Crash Test Dummies

There Are Many Dangers Lyrics

    If your toast gets stuck in the toaster
    Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up
    Oh, look out
    I did and i got caught in the current
    Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight

    There are many dangers
    They could be in a toaster or a common thing
    You must keep a lookout
    Remember all the rules they have for everything

    When it's very, very cold out
    Do not put your tongue on cold metal things
    For example, stop signs
    I did and they had to pull some skin off
    Then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night

    There are many dangers
    They could be in a toaster or a common thing
    You must keep a lookout
    Remember all the rules they have for everything

    When they'd taken out my tonsils
    I brought them home
    Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room
    Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils
    I've got lots of things to think about at night

    There are many dangers
    Could be in a toaster or a common thing
    You must keep a lookout
    Remember all the rules they have for everything

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