All around the country and the coast
people always say, what do you like most
i dont like to brag, i dont like to boast
i always tell them, i like toast
YEA TOAST
YEA TOAST
i get up in the morning about 6 a.m.
have a little jelly, have a little jam
take a peice of bread, put it in the slot
push down the lever and the wires get hot
i get toast
YEA TOAST
YEA TOAST
now there's no secert to toasting prefection
there's a dial on side and you make yopur selection
push it to the dark or the light if it pops too soon press down again
make toast
YEA TOAST
YEA TOAST
when the first caveman drove in from the drags
didnt know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
must of been a genius got it in his head
plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread
make toast
YEA TOAST
YEA TOAST
ah oui monsiuer bonjour cacette
ah huh cresent au vous avec
maurice a viler, eiffel tower
ah oui marie, bagette un flour
FRENCH TOAST
FRENCH TOAST