The Splak Shop Lyrics by 2 Live Crew

The Splak Shop Lyrics

    Verse 1: [brother marquis]
    I won't take a bitch to my house
    Don't have to see where i'm livin', uh-uh, that's out!
    If you want to splak, i know you're down like that
    We can go to this place by the railroad track
    It has a room with a view, just right for two
    Equipped with the accessories to get you in the mood
    Like bottles of champagne with gold-trim glasses
    A king-size waterbed to lay your ass in
    A video screen, of you and me
    So don't be camera-shy; i won't let nobody see
    You can lounge around in your silky nightgown
    Just take off your bra and pull your panties down
    'cause i'll seduce you, whore, bust down your back door
    You dog-ass bitch, get down on all fours
    'cause this is the place for head, booty and cock
    You know what it's called, the fuck shop!

    Verse 2: [fresh kid ice]
    Now bitches and sluts, i'm down with 'em
    And there's a place where i get with 'em
    It has a water bed 'cause the place is phat
    A lion-skin rug to lay the bitch on her back
    With mirrors on the ceiling and on the walls
    Mirrors on the floor so i can see it all
    No need for hide-and-seek, so drop them draws
    And raise that ass so i'll splak it all!
    So bend your ass over, i'll get it from the back
    Dick ya ass down, make the pussy go smack
    And with every stroke, bitch, start to yell
    Ain't nothing can save you but a truth in the smell
    It's a freaky place, and an all-out blast,
    'cause when you're done, you'll wash your ass
    So if you're down, we'll hit the spot
    You know what it's called, the splak shop!

    Verse 3: [brother marquis]
    The fuck shop, the ideal place to meet
    When you're cheatin' on your wife with an undercover freak
    It's better than any hotel room
    Just right for a secret rendezvous
    So when you're on a mission, one late night
    And you're looking for a spot where the price is right
    You can come on in for an hour or two
    But just make sure you bring a rubber with you!

    [fresh kid ice]
    When you're with a hoe and you wanna get freaky
    This is the spot when you're low on money
    Pick her ass up when it's after dawn,
    Jump in the ride, head to the park
    No need for candle lights, panel doors will do
    In case you wanna play a little peek-a-boo
    So if you got a trick, head to the spot
    You know what it's called, the splak shop!

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