The Alternative Polka Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

The Alternative Polka Lyrics

    'Loser' by Beck
    Soy un perdidor
    I'm a loser, baby
    So why don't you kill me?
    Soy un perdidor
    I'm a loser, baby
    So why don't you kill me?

    Hey!

    'Sex Type Thing' by Stone Temple Pilots
    I am I am I am
    I said I wanna get next to you
    I said I'm gonna get close to you
    You wouldn't want me have to hurt you, too
    Hurt you, too
    I know what's on my mind
    I know you like what's on my mind
    I know it eats you up inside
    I know you know, you know
    Here I come I come I come I come
    Here I come I come I come

    'All I Wanna Do' by Sheryl Crow
    All I wanna do is have some fun
    I gotta feeling I'm not the only one
    All I wanna do is have some fun
    I gotta feeling I'm not the only one
    All I wanna do is have some fun
    Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard

    'Closer' by Nine Inch Nails
    Help me--I broke apart my insides
    Help me--I've got no soul to sell
    Help me--The only thing that works for me
    Help me get away from myself
    I wanna [doink] you like an animal
    I wanna feel you from the inside
    I wanna [clong] you like an animal
    My whole existence is flawed
    You get me closer to God

    Hey!
    Hey!
    Hey!

    'Bang and Blame' by REM
    You bang bang bang bang bang
    Blame blame blame
    You bang bang bang bang bang
    It's not my thing so let it go

    'You Oughta Know' by Alanis Morisette
    'Cause the love that you gave
    That we made
    Wasn't able to make it
    Enough for you to be open wide
    No
    And every time you speak her name
    Does she know how you told me
    You'd hold me until you died?
    'Til you died
    Well, you're still alive
    And I'm here to remind you
    Of the mess you left when you went away
    It's not fair to deny me
    Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
    You-ou-ou-ou-ou oughta know

    Hey!

    'Bullet with Butterfly Wings' by Smashing Pumpkins
    Despite all my rage
    I am still just a rat in a cage
    Despite all my rage
    I am still just a rat in a cage
    And someone will say
    What is lost can never be saved
    Despite all my rage
    I am still just a rat in a cage

    'My Friends' by Red Hot Chili Peppers
    I love all of you
    Hurt by the cold
    So hard and lonely, too
    When you don't know yourself

    'I'll Stick Around' by Foo Fighters
    I don't owe you anything!
    I don't owe you anything!
    I don't owe you anything!
    I don't owe you anything!

    'Black Hole Sun' by Soundgarden
    Black Hole Sun
    Won't you come
    And wash away the rain?
    Black Hole Sun
    Won't you come, won't you come
    Black Hole Sun
    Black Hole Sun
    Won't you come
    Black Hole Sun
    Black Hole Sun
    Won't you come
    Black Hole Sun
    Black Hole Sun

    'Basket Case' by Green Day
    Do you have the time
    To listen to me whine
    About nothing and everything all at once?
    I am one those melodramatic fools
    Neurotic to the bone
    No doubt about it
    Sometimes I give myself the creeps
    Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
    It all keeps adding up
    I think I'm cracking up
    And am I just paranoid
    Or am I just stoned?
    Or am I just stoned-oh-oh-oh-oh-ned?

    Hey!

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