TRASH DAY Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

TRASH DAY Lyrics

    Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly



    Rotten
    So rotten here
    So rotten
    Oh

    It was like, the last day before trash day
    My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay
    Even though the garbage I knew would reek
    (You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week
    Then, um, I'm takin'
    Birthday cake 'n'
    (Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon
    Throw it all on top of the mess I been makin'
    Wife's so mad, she starts to shakin'
    Leaky bag, 'n' now that girl is gaggin'
    She's naggin'
    "I need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor"
    "Is that too much to ask you for?"
    But I see no reason why
    Can't let a few more weeks go by
    And now garbage is piled up high
    And buddy, you should see the flies
    I said...

    There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)
    You better hold your nose
    (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)
    Boy there's a lot in here (a lot)
    And every day it grows
    (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)
    Make ya wanna throw up

    Look at all this garbage that I keep generatin'
    (Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin'
    Bet there's a hundred health codes that I'm violatin'
    Even my dog passed out and needed resuscitatin'
    You won't believe it, take a whiff of that aroma
    Sure to put you in a coma
    It's so messy, can't find my toenail clippers
    It's so bad, the roaches wearin' slippers
    Warm, sweaty clothes piled up in this joint
    Stand up by themselves at this point
    It's so filthy, now baby, I can't lie
    I wipe my feet before I go outside
    I wonder what crawled in here and died
    (You know) Walkin' 'round barefoot, I'd be terrified
    But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends
    Like "Hey, I think them rats gettin' big!"
    Oh

    There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)
    You better hold your nose
    (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)
    Look what we got in here (now what?)
    Let's watch it decompose
    (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)
    Make ya wanna throw up
    With a little bit of a... and a little bit of a...
    Make me wanna throw up
    It makes ya wanna... just makes ya wanna...
    Oh

    Some Lysol, some Comet
    I got a mop and it's got your name on it
    (What?) I'm just kiddin', doggone it
    (Oh) Unless you gonna do it
    Careful not to breathe the fumes
    Check it, garbage piles are goin' all the way to the bathroom
    Turn into toxic waste sometime this afternoon
    Better get a Hazmat suit and a push broom
    Oh

    There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)
    You better hold your nose
    (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)
    It's gone to pot in here (to pot)
    Bring out the firehose
    (Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out)
    Make ya wanna throw up
    With a little bit a... and a little bit a...
    Make me wanna throw up
    Give a little bit a... and a tiny bit a...
    Make ya wanna throw up
    Mix a little bit a... with a molecule a...
    Make me wanna throw up
    It makes me wanna... just makes me wanna...
    Oh


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