Stop Jockin Me Lyrics by Ultramagnetic Mc's

Stop Jockin Me Lyrics

    [woman] hellooh?
    [voice] hey, hey woman where was you at last night?

    [tim dog]
    Ahhh yeahhh
    Right about now we're gonna get into somethin real smooth
    This is the story about a man and a woman
    The man tried to kick, the woman fronts
    He gets large, now she wants
    Let's look in on the story
    As this man's tellin this girl, about herself
    Yeah..

    [kool keith]
    See girl, you look stupid now
    And i gotta tell you somethin straight in your face
    You played yourself like a big-time toy from mattel
    Tryin to flaunt the little bit of what you got
    Why don't you go on over there and let him diss you again?
    See your girlfriends laughin and lookin at me at the same time?
    But right now i'm gettin ready to wash my hands
    And get all the dirt off, yeah

    Back in the days, see you never had the time
    To come to my house, and let me tell you that i rhyme
    You always made excuses, such as
    "i'm sleepin right now, call me back," no nevermind
    Cause you and your friends are very hard to find
    Lisa, pamela, angela, renee
    The girls who shoplift, and steal everyday
    Lookin for benz's, food and a hamburger
    Just to connive and rob a brother for cheese
    That ain't right girl, in your fantasy world
    I call you once - you never dialed back
    Twice - you never dialed back
    Saturday morning, live, i'm on soul train
    Talkin to don cornelius
    Saturday night, my phone rings
    Saturday night, i won't answer
    Saturday night, my phone rings again
    Saturday night, i don't answer
    Finally, i cold screened the call - hello?
    "hello? hey keith, it's me baby. i miss you!
    Where you been at all this time? whatchu been doin?
    Hey you think we can hang out tonight?
    Y'know, we really gotta talk.
    You still workin in the grocery store?" please!
    {*keith hangs up phone*} stop jockin me girl

    Chorus: {*singers*} + ced gee

    Stop jockin me girl.. (you're jockin me baby)
    Stop jockin me girl! (slow down, you're clockin me baby)
    Stop jockin me girl.. (you're jockin me baby)
    Stop jockin me girl! (yeah, you're jockin me baby)

    [tim dog]
    Ha ha ha hah
    Here we have the same scenario, but different people
    We have a young man who's been followed by a secret admirer
    She too once fronted on the rap
    Let's look in on his story, and see what happens

    [ced gee]
    Uh uh baby you know what? you really need to check yourself
    Yo i find this is sad, that here we are in the 20th century
    And y'know you still practicin these primitive tactics
    Y'know jockin a brother when he gets large
    Check yourself baby
    Let me step over here and do my thing..

    .. like this!
    Yo b-boy comrades, this girl she keeps jockin me
    Regardless what i say, she's constantly clockin me
    Houndin me like a pest, callin like she's obsessed
    I tell her she'll never get, me but she'll never let
    The situation rest for a day or two
    We're goin on tour, trev said, "i'll bet she'll follow you"
    And boy was he right, i know you're probably wonderin
    This girl like a groupie, followed me into london
    Show for show, state to state, night after night
    Hotel to hotel, and even the airports
    She tried to play me close
    Now could you believe, she tried to play high-post
    At one time, before i made a record
    She wasn't sure it was me, so then, she had to check it
    She turned on the video, show on the tv
    She couldn't believe it was me, on the big screen
    Performin the hit, yeah the record was kickin brother
    From that day on, the girl, tried to smother
    Me like a blanket, but i wasn't havin it
    I wasn't a grocery, and she wasn't baggin it
    So i took my time, looked her in the eye
    And said -- stop jockin me girl

    Chorus: {*singers*} + ced gee

    Stop jockin me girl.. you're daily jockin me
    (you're jockin me baby)
    Stop jockin me girl! ahh girl, you're a hooker
    (you're jockin me baby)
    Stop jockin me girl.. girl i can't, get with you
    (you're jockin me baby)
    Stop jockin me girl! (you're jockin me baby)
    Said won't ya, get away from me..

    [tim dog]
    So there you have it
    Typical situation of jockin
    First you fronted, now you want it
    For all you girlies thinkin about jockin somebody
    I suggest you don't do it, or you will get dissed
    Peace out

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