Steve Berman skit Lyrics by Eminem

Steve Berman skit Lyrics

    Eminem: heyyy!
    Steve: hey, em, what's up?
    Eminem: steve berman. what's goin' on, man, how you doin? good to see you
    Again. what's up?
    Steve: em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
    Eminem: umm, yeah, what's...
    Steve: vannessa, shut the door.
    Secretary: okay.
    Eminem: so what's up? how's orders looking for the first week?
    Steve: it would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
    Eminem: wh-
    Steve: this album is less than nothing. i can't sell this fucking record.
    Eminem: wha-
    Steve: do you know what's happening to me out there?
    Eminem: wh-wha-what's the problem?
    Steve: violent ground told me to go fuck myself!
    Eminem: who's violent...?
    Steve: tower records told me to shove this record up my ass! do you know
    What it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
    Eminem: but, i-
    Steve: i'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this. you know why dre's record
    Was so successful? he's rappin' about big-screen tv's, blunts, 40's and
    Bitches. you're rappin' about homosexuals and vicadin.
    Eminem: i mean-
    Steve: i can't sell this shit!
    Eminem: what-
    Steve: either change the record or it's not coming out!
    Eminem: what, i-
    Steve: now get the fuck out of my office!
    Eminem: what am i supposed-
    Steve: now!
    Eminem: alright man, whatever.

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