Young dicks make tv
Get 'em away from me
Young dicks make tv
Loads of hair-style ideals
Here's the other end of the tale
Here's the other end of the scale
Law expert makes studio
He had waited so long
Patrick moore got a manifesto
He learned the words
Vid king and spontaneous
He learned the words
Analysis and through video
Solicitor in studio
If he got it right
Could be a celebrity
Like m. pike
Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits
Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits
But solicitor in studio
Soon ran into trouble
>from the start, trouble with mike
Noises and high pitched wines
Aggressive interviewer much too fast
Then up came beaumont dark
Ripped his argument to shreds
Solicitor in studio
Who ran into trouble
He inadvertently proved the point
That his profession was rot
Shh shh shh
Solicitor in studio
Who soon ran into trouble