Soft-sell Conclusion Lyrics by Frank Zappa

Soft-sell Conclusion Lyrics

    Ray collins (vocals)
    Jimmy carl black (drums)
    Billy mundi (drums)
    Roy estrada (bass)
    Don preston (keyboards)
    Bunk gardner (woodwinds)
    Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone)

    A lot of people don't bother about their
    Friends in the vegetable kingdom. they
    Think: oh, ah, what can i say? what can
    A person like myself say to a vegetable?
    But the answer is simple, my friends:
    Just call, and tell them how you feel
    About muffins...pumpkins...wax
    Paper...caledonia, mahoganies, elbows
    ...green things in general...and
    Soon, a new rapport...you and your
    New little green and yellow buddies,
    Grooving together...oh, no! maintaining
    Your coolness together! worshipping
    Together in the church of your
    Choice...(only in america...)

    Call any vegetable call it by name
    Aw, you gotta call one today
    When you get off the train

    Call any vegetable
    And the chances are good
    Wow! that the vegetable will respond to you

    Oh, no! can you see them responding? the
    Pumpkin is breathing hard...h-h-h-h
    H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h - h - hhhhhhhhhhhh!
    (what a pumpkin!)

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