In the morning i awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls i rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy
My girlfriend tells me that
It's time to take a bath
I say, "no, not today, it's only tuesday"
Once every 24 hours
I'm supposed to take a shower
That's not the way i do it
Do it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don't want to do it
Do it do it
It doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday i do the same old thing
So why should i have to be clean?
Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them