San Berdino Lyrics by Frank Zappa

San Berdino Lyrics

    Frank zappa (guitar, vocals)
    George duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals)
    Napoleon murphy brock (flute, tenor saxophone, vocals)
    Chester thompson (drums)
    Tom fowler (bass)
    Ruth underwood (vibes, marimba, percussion)
    Bloodshot rollin' red (harmonica)
    Johnny "guitar" watson (vocals)

    She lives in mojave in a winnebago
    His name is bobby, he looks like a potato

    She's in love with a boy
    >from the rodeo
    Who pulls the rope on the chute
    When they let those suckers go

    He's a slobberin' drunk at the palomino
    They give him thirty days in san ber'dino

    Well there's forty-four men
    Stashed away in tank "c"
    An' there's only one shower
    But it don't apply to bobby

    You may think they're
    Dumb an' lonely
    But you're wrong
    'cause their love is strong
    Stacked-up hair
    An' a cheap little ring
    They don't care
    'cause it don't mean a thing

    Looka there...
    They don't care

    Best-est way that
    They can feel-o
    Out on the highway
    Rollin' a wheel-o
    He's her tootsie
    She's for real-o
    Trailer park heaven
    It's a real good deal-o
    Real good deal-o
    Real good deal-o
    Real good deal-o

    The rest of their lives
    In san ber'dino
    Gonna spend the rest of their lives
    In san ber'dino
    The rest of their lives
    In san ber'dino
    Come on with me
    Come on with me
    Come on with me
    Down in san ber'dino
    Just 60 miles, 60 miles
    Down the san ber'dino freeway
    They got some dark green air
    An' you can choke all day
    That's right!
    Gonna spend the rest of their lives
    Rest of their lives
    Rest of their lives

    Say now
    Ain't talkin' 'bout fontana
    Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
    Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
    Ain't talkin' 'bout uh uh
    Ain't talkin' 'bout the redlands, no no
    Zulch is the auto works
    I'm telling you
    That's where they take
    All the cars that they hurt
    Come on and let's all go down to san ber'dino
    Ooo-ooo
    Ooo-ooo
    Ooo-ooo
    Let's-a go down down down
    Down in san ber'dino
    Wouldja b'lieve it
    San ber'dino
    San ber'dino
    (got to call it)
    San ber'dino
    (c'mere)
    San ber'dino
    Etc., etc., etc.
    The rest of their lives
    In san ber'dino

    Oh bobby, i'm sorry you gotta head like a potato
    I really am

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