Return Of The Funky Man Lyrics by Lord Finesse

Return Of The Funky Man Lyrics

    Chorus:
    (mad brothers know his name) (yeah, it's him again) repeat 4x

    Lord finesse got something for your eardrums
    Back on the scene, long time, no hear from
    It's the funky man, the brother with the same sound
    I've been coolin about a year and some change now
    So hand over the microphone cause it's my turn
    The brother with a fade, half-moon, and long sideburns
    Nice, dope, and keep the girls scoping
    Say the funky shit and get all the niggas open
    So heed that, don't try to yap and give me feedback
    I'll get in that ass, believe that
    Can it, i'll steal your show like a bandit
    I get papes while you're broke like mass transit
    You're not as smooth as this, so what can you do with this
    Brothers need to stop and step with that foolishness
    I'm the type to interrupt a party
    I don't need a phone to reach out and touch somebody
    Gimme a mic, it's just as good as one
    Leave the party is what you wack mc's should of done
    Cause y'all starving, i'm living extra large and
    I'm swinging shit as if my name was tarzan
    Yeah, cause i'm on some old new shit
    Got more styles than you see in a kung fu flick
    Mic the seas, wax opponents off with ease
    I'm more deadly than a venerial disease
    So think twice, those who think imma fall
    I'm shining more than a tire full of armor all
    It's lord finesse and i got shit planned
    Hot damn, it's the return of the funky man

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    Brothers get cash, but i get way more
    In the 90's, i'm getting paid for
    Rhyme and envy, 21st century
    When asked, "who's the funkiest?" you better mention me
    I go all out while a lot of crews be fronting
    I know and they know that they can't do me nothing
    Cause i'm smooth and wise, the skills i utilize
    Lyrics all advanced you'd think my brain was computerized
    So who needs a partner or a sidekick?
    When it comes to being funky, i got all that old fly shit
    The rough and rugged, plus the pimp smooth rhyme
    I polish opponents off like a shoe shine
    They be fronting like they on the crazy tip
    Trying to hang but they softer than baby shit
    Fronting like they wild with they bullshit style
    I'll put they ass on trial, pull they card and they file
    I'm hardcore, but i still keep the scene pumping
    So all that singing and dancing, that shit don't mean nothing
    Mc's suffer lord finnese lately
    Some of them hate me, think that they can take me
    I'll take on some of them, bring a whole ton of them
    I'll take em all on and stomp each and every one of them
    I just chill, relax and flaunt my cash
    You wanna riff, i'll be quit to stomp that ass
    And let you know that you can't get with this
    Come one come all and get burnt by the quickness
    Greater, creator, drop stupid data
    If i ever got served it had to be by a waiter
    I lounge in the rest until my song is done
    I plan to be straight with papes in the long run
    Cause when it comes to rhymes i give you more than you ask for
    Bring a whole task force, i rhyme my fucking ass off
    I stand in command with the mic in my hand
    Aw shit, it's the return of the funky man

    Chorus

    Stand back, i'm about to flip here
    Got dissed last year so i kick ass this year
    Brothers were stressing me, strictly overworking me
    (they showed you last year) yeah, that fits perfectly
    Cool, cause i'm still kinda fed with them
    Who gives a fuck, i'm about 20 steps ahead of them
    Now i'm established, they feel all embarrassed
    Cause i'm with warner brothers and my man gary harris
    Spread the news or should i say buzz?
    (finesse is paid!) thought i wasn't when i was
    The last label was confusing me, jerking me, fooling me
    Now that i'm paid, you know what y'all can do for me
    Since i sound funky a lot of labels want me
    But i'll be damned to be another man's flunky
    I can never be a stool pidgeon, i'd rather be a full pidgeon
    Fuck the bullshitting
    Cause in the 90's i got more than a little game
    I'm lord finesse and funky is my middle name
    Plus my title and everyone wants mine
    It's the brother with the compounds and punchlines
    I can still put my foot all in your ass
    I'm smooth and funky plus smoother than teddy pendergrass
    It's the man to put words in a simile
    (he's a funky technician) yeah, y'all remember me
    I'm real and actual, the man out taxing you
    I got rhymes and mike got a scratch or two
    So ain't no use trying to eat us for din-din
    Brothers better off trying their luck with win-ten
    To the opposition: i'm the man out burning ya
    I dust a rapper off like furnature
    So take our stand, i foil your plan
    Goddamn, it's the return of the funky man

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