J. Dawg
( EnTee )
[ Jonny boy ]
J21-Rappin' Hard
Yeah! Ha ha ha!
Ya'll gotta be strong to be a man
if you wanna be one Well I do, i am and i'm gonna teach
yo how, why?! cuh sum1's gotta, by dee-vide-ing
my info. intuh 3 clevha lessons,
lterally as simple as 1,2,3
lesson 1: Attitude
ya gotta know those slan' words
i'll giv ya sum examples until you get the point
Dang Face Shoot Crap Yall Snap Ah Tsk Yea
Herre aaaaaaaand Wutevuh
if yoll ev ever hered thos words ya gossa no wut they means
the numbuh one wor'd: cuh ( ya cant forget it )
slang for becauese and short for cousin
yall cant of forget the word "tight"
No way!
ya gotta say that word
all the time
and yo sorta act like life's no big deal
an' other peepulz life aint nunya business
now yall sorta get what i'm tryin' to say
yall know all about slang and attitude
good
class dismissed and let's go!
CHORUS
( Rappin' hard )
( Rappin' hard )
yall need to know where to go in life
( Rappin' hard )
Chicka! Boom Boom! Chicka! Boom Boom!
( Rappin' hard )
Rappin Rappin Rappin hard! yo!~
Alright yall ready 4 lesson numba 2?
I am and I hope so are you!
Alright take your seats ! we dont have all verse
y'gotta learn about
the 3 c's
the 3 c's
the 3 things
ya gotta like
cash
cars
chicks
woah
I do! so keep it in mind and play like you a play boy!
( Yo, man! )
Boy, you don't get up when I'm teacher!
( But, dude... )
[ Shut up! ]
Man, you got somethin to say?
( your just tryin to... )
Shut up!
[ you! ]
( I think you... )
[ Shut up! ]
( No! C'mon, man! I was tryin to cut him off! )
Yall gonna get
[ hey yo j ]
( shut up! )
[ yeah ]
( word up )
shut up
( you! )
[ no ]
both yall
( you )
Aargh!
[ Shut up, boy! its my turn it soundin like
what he tryin to say is
chicks dig cash
cash digs...
you dig cash
you dig chicks
if you want chicks to dig you ya gotta dig cars and cash ]
( repeat chorus )
[ Lesson 3, everybody! Take your seats and lets start class ]
Hey, man! This is my song!
[ Oh, I thought it was mine, but... who cares?
I can give you a break and I'm a good singa too ]
( Whatchoo sayin', man? He's betta than you! )
[ Aren't you late for French class? ]
( J is! I'm in Spanish class! )
No, I'm in Spanish class, too!
( Thank you! )
Face, you!
( Man, I swear you take... )
[ Huh! I think you do! ]
(Man, whatever! )
[ Naw, you do to! ]
( Waitaminit! Both yall French! )
[ lala! I'm not listening! ]
( no, i swear! ya guys do!
Huh?
Well so do you!
( Huh! boy, dont ya dare cum near me! )
Whatcha gonna do?
ya think im scared by you
well maybe yar face
[ lala! im not listening! lala! i cant hear! ]
shut up, jon
( yea, really! cannit, dude! )
Well, its not like we offended you!
( yea! )
just cuh yor weird doesnt mean we hate ya for every idiotic thing ya do!
* All laughing *
( Repeat chorus )
( Music stops )
whatever...