Punkys Dilemma Lyrics by Simon and Garfunkel

Punkys Dilemma Lyrics

    Wish i was a kellogg's cornflake
    Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
    Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
    Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays l.a.,
    Casually glancing at his toupee.

    Wish i was an english muffin
    'bout to make the most out of a toaster.

    I'd ease myself down,
    Comin' up brown.

    I prefer boysenberry
    More than any ordinary jam.
    I'm a "citizens for boysenberry jam" fan.

    Ah, south california.

    If i become a first lieutenant
    Would you put my photo on your piano?
    To maryjane--
    Best wishes, martin.
    (old roger draft-dodger
    Leavin' by the basement door),
    Everybody knows what he's
    Tippy-toeing down there for

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