Professor Booty Lyrics by Beastie Boys

Professor Booty Lyrics

    Well, I got more bounce to the fuckin' bump
    And then you want to know
    Why it's cause I'm motherfuckin' truckin'
    I'm in the pocket just like Grady Tate
    I got supplies of beats so you don't have to wait
    'Cause I'm the master blaster
    Drinking up the shasta
    My voice sounds sweet 'cause it has to
    So light a match to my ass 'cause I'm blown up
    I'd like to thank the people for just showin' up
    But now I want y'all to move it
    Put your point on the floor and just prove it
    And I'm smurfin not rehearsin' gettin' live y'all
    A little puffy so you know what I'm doin' right
    'Cause that's the kind of frame of mind I'm in
    I got a feelin' that's back again
    So don't touch me 'cause I'm electric
    And if you touch me you'll get shocked!

    You've got the boomin' system
    But it's blasting out doo-doo
    You think it's chocolate milk
    But it's watered down yoo-hoo
    I've been through many times
    In which I thought I might lose it
    The only thing that saved me
    Has always been music
    We've got our own studio the son of the G
    It's no question life's been good to me
    'Cause life ain't nothing but a good groove
    A good mix tape to put you in the right mood
    This one goes out to my man the Groove Merchant
    Coming through with beats
    For which I've been searching
    Like two sealed copies of expansions
    I'm like Tom Vu with yachts and mansions
    The logo I sport is the face of the monkey
    Union made Ben Davis quality it's no junk see
    My chrome is shining just like an icicle
    I ride around town on my low-rider bicycle.

    So many wack M.C.'s
    You get the T.V. bozack
    Ain't even gonna call out your names
    'Cause you're so wack
    But one big oaf whose faker than plastic
    A dictionary definition of the word spastic
    You should have never started something
    That you couldn't finish
    'Cause writin' rhymes to me
    Is like Popeye to spinach
    I'm bad ass move your fat ass
    'Cause you're wack son
    Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson
    Thought you could walk on me
    To get some ground to walk on
    I'll put the rug out under your ass
    As I talk on
    I'll take you out like a sniper on a roof
    Like an M.C. at the fever in the D.J. booth
    With your headphones strapped
    You're rockin' rewind pause
    Tryin' to figure out what you can do to go for yours
    But liek the pencil to the paper I got more to come
    One after another you can all get some
    So you getter take your time
    And meditate on your rhyme
    'Cause your shit'll be stinking
    When I go for mine
    And that's right y'all don't get uptight y'all
    You can't say shit
    Because you're biting what I write y'all
    And that's wrong y'all over the long haul
    You can't cut the mustard
    When you're fronting it all

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