Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead Lyrics by Frank Zappa

Poofters Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead Lyrics

    Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
    Captain beefheart (harp, vocals)
    George duke (keyboards, vocals)
    Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals)
    Bruce fowler (trombone)
    Tom fowler (bass)
    Denny walley (slide guitar, vocals)
    Terry bozzio (drums)

    While we're at it, we have a sort of a cowboy song we'd like to do for ya. this is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th birthday of the united states of america, ladies and gentl
    This is a song that warns you in advance, that next year, everybody is gonna try and sell you things that maybe you shouldn't ought to buy, and not only that, they've been planning it for years
    Name of this song is (pardon me), poofters froth, wyoming, plans ahead.

    Poofters froth, wyoming,
    March eleven sixty-seven
    Take a letter, miss abetter
    As our pigeons will be homin'.

    To our jobbers in dakota
    And to merwyn, minnesota
    This is merely just a note about
    Performance to our quota

    Well, we've all come out to show dem,
    And the elks have helped us
    Load 'em
    Little packets full of jackets
    Little rackets, little rackets

    Little poofter-cloth appointments
    Little pofter's froth anointments
    Little hoods, little goods
    Little doo-dads from the woods

    The entire stock is shipping
    Oh our shod is hardly slipping
    To the markets of the world
    Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled!

    T-shirt racks, rubber snacks,
    Poster rolls with matching tacks
    Yes, a special beer for sports
    (and paper cups that hold two quarts)

    Everything a nation needs
    For making hoopla while it feeds
    The trash compactors, small reactors,
    Mowers, blowers, throwers & the glowers:

    This is buy-cent-any-all salute(hyulk!)
    Two hundred years have gone ka-poot!
    Ah but we have been astute!
    Signed: anon. - wyo. galoot!

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