Piss Up A Rope Lyrics by Ween

Piss Up A Rope Lyrics

    My dinner's on fire while she watches tv
    And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me
    She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
    Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
    I'm breakin' my back doin' the best that i can
    She's got time for the dog and none for her man
    And i'm no dope, but i can't cope
    So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

    You can piss up a rope
    And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
    Pack your bag, i don't need the ag
    On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
    You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
    Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
    And i can't cope -- piss up a rope

    Uh, you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
    You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
    For the last 6 months i been packin' your bag
    You can wash my balls with a warm, wet rag
    Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
    I'm sick of your mouth and your 2 percent milk
    And i'm no dope, but i've lost all hope
    So hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

    You can piss up a rope
    And you can put on your shoes, hit the road get truckin'
    Pack your bag, i don't need the ag
    On your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
    You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
    Now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
    And i can't cope -- piss up a rope

    [chorus twice]

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