Patricia the Stripper 2000 Lyrics by Chris De Burgh

Patricia the Stripper 2000 Lyrics

    Dennis is a menace
    With his "Anyone for tennis?"
    And he'd beseech me to come keep the score.
    And Maude said, "Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored"
    I really can't stand it anymore...

    I'm going...out to dinner,
    With a gorgeous singer,
    To a little place I know,
    Down by the quay.

    Her name is Patricia,
    She calls herself Delicia
    And the reason isn't
    Very hard to see.

    She said, God made her a sinner
    Just to keep those fat men thinner
    As they tumble down in heaps
    Before her feet.

    They hang around in groups
    Like battle weary troops,
    One can often see the
    Queue right down the street.

    Because Patricia
    Or Delicia
    Not only is a singer
    She also removes all her clothing

    For Patricia,
    Is the best stripper in town...

    And with a swing of her hips,
    She started to strip
    To tremendous applause
    She took of her drawers

    And with a lick of her lips
    She undid all her clips,
    Threw it all in the air
    And everyone stared

    And as the last piece of clothing
    Fell to the floor,
    The police were banging on the door
    On a Saturday night,
    In 1924

    Take it away boys...

    Well, Patricia was arrested
    And everyone detested,
    The terrible manner in which
    she was exposed

    Later on in court
    where everyone thought
    A summer's run in jail
    would be proposed..

    But the judge said, "Patricia,
    Or may I say Delicia,
    The facts of this case lie before me (knock, knock, knock)
    Case dismissed... This girl was in her working clothes...

    And with a swing of her hips,
    She started to strip
    To tremendous applause
    She took off her drawers

    And with a lick of her lips
    She undid all her clips,
    Threw it all in the air
    And everyone stared

    And as the last piece of clothing
    Fell to the floor,
    The police were yelling out for more (more)
    On a Saturday night
    In 1924.

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