Our Driver Gestures Lyrics by Crash Test Dummies

Our Driver Gestures Lyrics

    When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver
    You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well
    The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar
    Like eating herring where the sun does not go down
    Our driver calculates what time we'll hit town

    And every time a border comes
    We go inside and meet with someone
    Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
    Then we can go and restart up the engines

    Plumbing often varies in the various different countries
    I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets
    I'll have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails
    And then i'll squat down for a wash to end the day
    Our driver recommends we try the souffle

    And every time a border comes
    We go inside and meet with someone
    Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
    Then we can go and restart up the engines

    Then we went down under, and we were told of farmers
    Who brought some pigs here from the old country
    But pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat jellyfish
    And now you get stung if you're swimming in the sea
    Our driver gestures out behind the palm trees

    And every time a border comes
    We go inside and meet with someone
    Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
    Then we can go and restart up the engines

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