I'm sick, demented
I came unrepresented
I rose from the grave
I had a close shave
The cops tried to lock me down
'cause the glock they found
Was stolen
That's how i'm rollin'
Calvin klein's
No friend of mine
So i don't like marky
Or the monarchy
Don't start me up like a rollin' stone
I leave you sulkin'
Like macaulay culkin
In home alone
So get a grip
Like stephen tyler
I used to trip
With the divine styler
Back in the days
There were irish ways
And irish laws
To stand up for the cause
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When it's time to rock a funky joint
I'm on point
When it's time to rock a funky jam
I'm the man
Well it's the d to the a, double n y bo
Y 'cause i rock shit like ronnie dio
It's a black day of rest
Quick run get your vest
I'm down with the hill
'cause i still got the skill
To turn the party out
It's all about the skyscraper
Your girl caught the vapors
So i might videotape her
I make a lot of the paper
So i don't have to scrape the
Bottom of the barrel
I rock fly apparel
Now i could pull you car
Starting up the harley davidson
I got the gun
So the drama you could save it
Well it's the mad bum rushin'
Funky with percussion
From l.a. to flushing
I get your girlie blushin'
I'll cutcha' like the butcher
But it and joe the writer
The old rock a loop
'cause i'm super like schneider
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I'm ill, retarded
So don't ya get me started
I might lose my cool
Ya lose if we duel
'cause i can stomp a hole
In the sole of a monk
With the rhymes in my head
And the beats in my trunk
I got the skill kid
And i'm gonna' milk it
For all it's worth
I'm gettin' mines on earth
So step to the next head
Or like sadat x said
He's gone
And that's it's supposed to be
Don't stand so close to me
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