Offbeat Bare-Ass Lyrics by 311

Offbeat Bare-Ass Lyrics

    Any different people can apply to drop the funk
    It's not a country club review board steady talkin junk
    Many people would have it others go put and grab it
    Some trip over toots and say fuck it I'm sunk
    I put it in a limerick and kick the slick nick verbs
    I am the one who scores the herb
    When we're on the road P-Nut rolls it up
    Throw me a joint on stage what's up
    I will tell a cop that I know my fucking rights
    And we can match wits all night for real
    He said if I had nothing to hide
    Then of course I wouldn't mind if he looked through our ride
    Uh, no I'd really rather you didn't
    And no we don't have guns hidden
    We stood there for a while continue to decline
    Firmly, I didn't lose my mind
    I didn't let him break me he's just another human
    Not a bit of shame in what we were doin' that day
    He couldn't make us stay
    We had our shit together
    It don't matter whether
    We sport the dread locks or a shaved head
    Or if we have a sticker from the dead
    I said a better verse rehearsed about the roughneck curse
    Last week I keep an even keel and bow in place
    And face the music every minute

    Never could see my homey comin' till he passed
    Funky gas by my way all the day I couldn't laugh
    Oh by now I'm chill with it
    Bare ass in my face I'm ok but Chad's like "Uh-uh no he isn't"
    So I proceed to hear him get loose with the
    Fartin' all over my face sometimes my tummy
    He fucked with my flow although I thought it funny
    I probably wouldn't care if I smoked more kind bud
    But that wouldn't do me shit cuz then he'd fuck me more up
    Crazy ill and chillin' rude but I'ze a real cool dude
    He didn't believe the day would come when he would get his top
    But then one day right in front of his face I got him
    He looked over said "God damn get me some water"
    The one time I hadn't wasted till I got mine
    Smeared his nose with my armpit funk slime
    So you get it the picture just how sick we were then
    But before I jet "Hey yo Chad sniff my finger man"

    I can see a lot of people who feel like I do
    I can see a lot of people who feel like I don't
    I go on step lightly even when I'm heavy
    High jump the slump open up fot eh Revy Horton Heat
    Sweet what am I displayin' forgot what I was saying
    I know I must be laying a pipe you got a gripe
    With the way I get high
    Graffix bong sing along with a cry of a
    Mandatory sentence for a crime with no victim
    When everyone knows jail terms should be picked in
    Order of the pain that they cause
    Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
    Until you violate the rights of another
    Respect the space of your sister and your brother
    The war on drugs may be well intentioned
    But it falls fucking flat when you stop and mention
    The overcrowded prisons where a rapists gets paroled
    To make room for a dude who has sold
    A pound of weed to me that's a crime
    Here's to good people doin time y'all

    Bare Ass Yeah [x4]

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