Nanook Rubs It Lyrics by Frank Zappa

Nanook Rubs It Lyrics

    Jim gordon (drums)
    John guerin (drums)
    Aynsley dunbar (drums)
    Ralph humphrey (drums)
    Jack bruce (bass)
    Erroneous (bass)
    Tom fowler (bass)
    Frank zappa (bass, lead vocals, guitar)
    George duke (keyboards, background vocals)
    Don "sugar cane" harris (violin)
    Jean-luc ponty (violin)
    Ruth underwood (percussion)
    Ian underwood (saxophone)
    Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, background vocals)
    Sal marquez (trumpet)
    Bruce fowler (trombone)
    Ray collins (background vocals)
    Kerry mcnabb (background vocals)
    Susie glower (background vocals)
    Debbie (background vocals)
    Lynn (background vocals)
    Ruben ladron de guevara (background vocals)
    Robert camarena (background vocals)

    (well, right about that time people
    A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)
    Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )
    And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal
    With a lead-filled snowshoe)

    I said, with a
    Lead-
    Filled
    With a lead filled snowshoe
    He said, "peekaboo"
    I said, with a
    Lead-
    Filled
    With a lead filled snowshoe
    He said, "peekaboo"
    He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
    He went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe, and
    He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he
    That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. so i bent down
    And i reached down, and i scooped down and i gathered up a generous
    Mitten-ful of the deadly yellow snow

    The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!

    Whereupon i proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
    Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
    Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
    To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
    Here it goes,the circular motion, now rub it!

    (here fido)

    And then
    In a fit of anger
    I pounced

    And i pounced again

    Great googly moogly!

    I jumped up and down on the chest of the him

    I injured
    The fur trapper

    Well he was very upset, as you can understand
    And rightly so, because the
    Deadly yellow snow crystals had
    Deprived him of his
    Sight

    And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said

    "i can't see"
    "i can't see"
    "oh, woe is me"
    "i can't see"

    "well.....you know
    I can't see
    Nothin'"

    "he took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
    He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
    And the husky wee-wee
    I mean the doggie wee-wee
    Has blinded me
    And i can't see
    Temporarily"

    Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
    Frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about
    His deflicted eyes. and it was at that precise moment that he remembered
    And ancient eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that
    They write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
    As the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named
    Nanook,
    The only way you can get it fixed up is to go

    Trudging across the tundra
    Mile after mile
    Trudging across the tundra

    Right down to the parish of st. alphonzo

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