My Vagina Lyrics by NOFX

My Vagina Lyrics

    My vagina has two set of lips, but i don't get
    Monthly blood drips, my vagina hardly even used
    My vagina got lots of extra skin. they took my
    Outtie and made it and made it in. turning dounie into
    Marie osmand
    Operation succesfull, but now i gotta pee thru a
    Miniature hole, gotta remember to put the seat
    Down and when i wipe my ass i go from
    Front to back cause i don't wanna bladder infection
    I never tought i'd miss my vas deferans
    I trade it for a pair of huge kins cans
    Now i got to hang with lesbians
    Operation paid up front now i show all
    My friends my new designer cunt
    They think i'm kinda weird but that's
    Ok with me cause now i kick their ass from the ladies tee there's
    Nothing finer than having a vagina

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