My Seven Bizzos Lyrics by 2 Live Crew

My Seven Bizzos Lyrics

    [note: brother marquis does all the verses.]
    My seven bizzos...seven days, seven ways, that's too much...my seven bizzos...
    On monday there's melissa, i like to be with her
    I get all her money and, a-then i diss her
    On tuesday there's sareesa, she's my homeroom teacher
    She said, "after school, i would love to meet you!"i said "bet!" with no regret
    Because a night with her was one i wouldn't forget
    So then i told all my homies and they all called me phony
    And said i was kickin' a bunch of that baloney
    But they soon found out, and now they all believe'
    Cause every tuesday after school, me and her would leave
    My seven bizzos...

    (2x)
    Seven days, seven ways, that's too much...
    My seven bizzos...

    On wednesday there's wanda, who looks like jane fonda
    She said she likes bikes, so i put her on my honda
    I took her to the park, where it was pitch dark
    She done what i asked right from the start
    She got naked, then my dick got erected

    Before i rocked her pussy, i had to check it
    But when we're in school, she tries to play it cool'
    Cause she doesn't want her rich friends to know the truth
    But me and her both know all the facts
    She's in love with the brother from the ghetto, who is black
    My seven bizzos...

    (2x)seven days, seven ways, that's too much...my seven bizzos...yeahhh.

    On thursday there's trina, her perfume lingers
    She likes to suck my dizzo, my tizzo and my finger
    On friday there's frances, who likes to take chances
    When her husband's at work, she does me dirty dances
    She's my own private skeezer, she's not a dick-teaser
    She knows what i like, and that's to please her
    On saturday there's susie, who likes my jacuzzi
    She steps in naked with her bare-ass booty

    She takes a drink, then her head starts to sink
    She slobs on bob while i play with the pink
    My seven bizzos...

    (2x)seven days, seven ways, too much...my seven bizzos...

    On sunday there's connie, who fucks with slick ronnie
    She's a tricky-dick bitch who's out for his money
    She's always schemin' and hot like a demon
    I thought i came in her mouth, but i was only peein'
    Now all these hoes belong to one player
    A hard dick brother and a pussy surveyor
    Now y'all ain't heard? you better go ask your mother
    That your sister's being dicked by marquis, your brother

    My seven bizzos...
    Seven days, seven ways, too much...my seven bizzos...yeahhh.

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