Mounted Animal Nature Trail Lyrics by Arrogant Worms, The

Mounted Animal Nature Trail Lyrics

    On the mounted animal nature trail, you'll be sure to see
    All mother nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly
    They're never hungry any more, their last meal left them stuffed
    Don't worry, they won't walk away if you try and pet their fluff

    And the dog goes...
    And the cow goes...
    And the bear goes...
    And the pig goes...
    And the crow goes caw!, i guess it was alive
    You can see all this
    On the mounted animal nature trail

    The mounted animal nature trail, it's great for mom and dad
    Where else can grandma and the kids see the silence of the lambs?
    Don't have to walk a hundred miles ore climb the steepest hill
    And the only fearsome sound you'll hear is the ringing of the till

    And the dog goes...
    And the cow goes...
    And the bear goes...
    And the pig goes...
    And the crow goes caw!, i guess it was alive
    You can see all this
    On the mounted animal nature trail

    The only things that bite are the bugs (oww..)
    And unlike other theme parks, the mice won't say "hello"
    And if you're having troubles with your own family pet
    You can bring him and add him to the trail

    Everyone, and the dog goes...
    And the cow goes...
    And the bear goes...
    And the pig goes...
    And the crow goes caw!, i guess it was alive
    You can see all this
    On the mounted animal nature trail

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