Mister Would You Please Help My Pony ii Lyrics by Ween

Mister Would You Please Help My Pony ii Lyrics

    [studio version appears on "chocolate & cheese"]

    Alright, this is a song - what the fuck was that? -
    This is from "chocolate & cheese", this is a - this is a song
    That we wrote uh -
    I don't know, probably when we wrote the rest of the songs
    From "chocolate & cheese"
    It's about a little boy and his pony
    Yeah!
    Sick little pony, coughing up snot
    And uh- can't seem to diagnose the diagnosis
    Ha, ha, ha!
    It's called "mister, would you please help my pony?"
    Thank you! by ween.

    Two three four!

    Mister, would you please help my pony?
    He's over there behind the tree
    He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
    I think it's his lung

    Mister would you please help my pony?
    He's over there lookin' at me
    He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
    I think it's his lung

    Mister, would you please help my pony?
    He's down and he ain't gettin' up
    He coughed up snot in the driveway
    And i think his lung's fucked up

    Pony, pony, pony

    Mister, would you please help my pony?
    He's over there lookin' at me
    He can't talk because he's a pony
    I think it's his lung

    Mister, would you please help my pony?
    He's down and he ain't gettin' up
    He coughed up snot in the driveway
    And i think his lung's fucked up

    That was pretty good...
    That was one of the better versions of "pony" i've heard all week

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