Losing Hair Under God Lyrics by Arrogant Worms, The

Losing Hair Under God Lyrics

    The lord above,
    Sent his only son
    To spread the word of god
    To everyone.

    Jesus cured the lepers
    And he healed the lame
    But he left the bald men
    With their pain...

    Oh mighty lord
    I've lost what i had
    I've suffered the fate
    Of my old dad.

    I've looked in the hills
    The valleys everywhere
    But i cannot see
    Why you took my hair.

    I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)
    I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)
    What was on my head (above us all)
    Is no longer there
    When you see the light (ooooh)
    It's my forehead's glare
    Oh don't you care (hey you up there!)
    That i'm losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)

    I try to pray
    And i try to grieve
    I've tried the wig
    And i've tried the weave.

    I've tried the transplant
    And i've tried the graft
    But my hair
    Is thinning fast.

    Oh mighty lord
    Why'd you take my hair?
    Are you making a carpet
    For heaven's stairs?

    To warm the feet
    Of the chosen souls?
    But in the meantime
    My head's getting cold.

    I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)
    I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)
    What was on my head (above us all)
    Is no longer there
    When you see the light (ooooh)
    It's my forehead's glare
    Oh don't you care (hey you up there!)
    That i'm losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)

    We are your children
    And we are blessed
    But most of my hair
    Is now on my chest.

    In your own wisdom
    You took it off my head
    Why couldn't you just
    Strike me blind instead?

    Oh lord above
    On judgement day
    Will you forgive me
    For my toupee?

    And when i march
    Through the gates of pearl
    Can i have hair
    In your afterworld?

    I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)
    I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)
    What was on my head (above us all)
    Is no longer there
    When you see the light (ooooh)
    It's my forehead's glare
    Oh don't you care (hey you up there!)
    That i'm losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)

    Yeah! i'm losing my hair, i'm losing my hair. but i know a lot of people out there losing their hair too. and i know, every night you pray to god, don'tcha? (yeah.) yeah you do, don'tcha? you pr
    God to give you more hair. you wake up the next morning, you go in that shower, you look in that drain! and there's your hair. it ain't on your head no more.
    But, you know, maybe your call's just not getting through. god's a busy man, and, and a lot of people try to get him on the intergalactic telephone. but, but maybe, maybe if we all pray together
    Ll get god's phone to wing (ring)! thank ya, so give me an amen! (amen.) amen! (amen.) come on, amen! (amen.) amen!
    Oh yeah! the phone is ringing! the phone is ringing! god's picking it up, i think we might have woken him up, he might be a little bit grumpy. but it doesn't matter ?cause we're going to tell hi
    T we want, aren't we? (yeah.) aren't we? (yeah.)

    I need help for my scalp. (help for my scalp!)
    Oh give me help for my scalp! (help for my scalp!)

    Oh yeah! i feel the power, the power of the lord! it's in me! it's all around me! this man - this man has split ends on the end of his head! let those split ends be healed!

    (follicle. miracle.
    Follicle. miracle.)

    Oh mighty lord
    Up on your throne
    I gotta know
    Do you use a comb?

    Is your hair wavy?
    Is your hair blond?
    Is it curly?
    Or is it gone?

    Is to be bald
    To be the man?
    ?cause all the monks
    Have heads that shine.

    If that's your way
    Then i don't care.
    I'd sell my soul
    To get more hair!

    I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)
    I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)
    What was on my head (above us all)
    Is no longer there
    When you see the light (ooooh)
    It's my forehead's glare
    Oh don't you care (hey you up there!)
    That i'm losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)

    I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)
    I'm losing my hair (losing my hair)
    What was on my head (above us all)
    Is no longer there
    When you see the light (ooooh)
    It's my forehead's glare
    Oh don't you care (hey you up there!)
    That i'm losing my hair? (yeah, yeah)

    Oh don't you care?
    Oh don't you care
    That i'm losing my hair?

    Transcribed by ellen and andrew kaye-cheveldayoff

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