Last Call Lyrics by Tha Alkaholiks

Last Call Lyrics

    Intro: Bartender and J-Ro

    Yo last call, last call, last call for alcohol!
    At two, you're through!

    {J-Ro} Ay bartendah! Bartender!
    {Bart} Yo whassup man?
    {J-Ro} Ay man, man let me get a... rummmmm an coke
    {Bart} Yo man don't you think you had a little bit too much to drink?
    {J-Ro} Ay just let me get one more man
    {Bart} Yo man I'm lookin out for you man, it's your life
    {J-Ro} Man I'll hop over this motherfucker and get my OWN damn drink

    Hey niggy, what time it is...

    Verse One: Tash

    It's time to roll my sleeves, fuck a few MC's up
    Another rough cut, from the crew that won't ease up
    The Alkaholik click, AKA the forty downers
    Flips rhymes like Calvin flips fries and quarter pounders
    I never drink and drive cuz I might spill my drink
    I failed the breathalizer so they took me to the clink
    Niggaz earlin in the sink cause they can't fade the Cisco
    I'm from the old school but I never rocked a disco
    Loops from the group that, likes to smack the bitches
    Tha Liks is hittin hookers like a gangsta hittin switches
    Front, to the back, to the side, to the side
    And make you dance with these bitches but, no electric slidin
    And I'm about to flip, but first I'm bout to sip
    Off the forty ounce of brew that I was savin for the trip
    Back to the lab cuz all I do is bang cuts
    That's why I hang around my group like a dick hang with nuts

    Verse Two: J-Ro

    I push one two's when niggaz step on my shoes
    Oh you haven't heard the news I've been giving fools blues
    Manhandling chumps that step up, just to keep my rep up
    I push my fist through your grill
    I never became a gangsta, thanks ta, my skill
    on the nine inches of steel
    You ask me what the K's for, they don't mean nothin
    ["K's for the way my dee-jay's kuttin" -- Schoolly D, P.S.K.]

    Chorus: Tash, group

    Last call y'all {call y'all}
    Call y'all {call y'all}
    {Last call, for alcohol}
    Last call y'all {call y'all}
    Call y'all {call y'all}
    {Last call, for alcohol}

    [J-Ro] Yeah... word
    [Tash] Alkaholik style nigga

    Verse Three: E-Swift

    Uh, I be one of dem niggaz known to drink a gang of brewskis
    Float like the wind, so all y'all can call me cool breeze
    Cooler than my man Morris Day in the winter
    The dope rhyme inventor, rockin shows at the center
    So pass the mic on the, down low
    Now go grab a forty from the liquor sto'
    And you don't stop {don't stop} and you don't quit {don't quit}
    Unless you're in the studio making wack shit

    Chorus

    [J-Ro] Yeah... that nigga Squid is in the house

    Verse Four: J-Ro

    I got a forty-four Mag with the clip (with a clip)
    So MC's watch your lip, cause I'm shootin from the hip ahh
    I rip like Oprah, in tight jeans do
    and splits a needle wrap a pair man because them shits is on the fritz
    It's crazy, a few MC's amaze me
    With this Alkie style of rock, Mr. Spock couldn't phase me
    Rhymin pays me, but I do it anyway
    Many say, AY, when it comes to rhymes you got plenty J
    I'm so cool I drink forty ounces of freon
    You never see me on the stage with a peon
    When we on the microphone it's like Jordan all alone
    We slam, competition, scram damn
    Can we get along? Nope.
    Switchblade to the throat to MC's who ain't dope
    Call me J-Ro the clepto, cuz I'm stealing to the jaw
    Of these half-baked rappers, trying to get raw

    Verse Five: Tash

    Soul in my strut, muscle in my hustle
    It's just a little something for them punks that wanna bust they little
    Def Jam Comedy, raps that make me crack up
    You better call the one-time and tell em send a backup
    Cuz I'm about to act up, I couldn't kick a verse
    J-Ro say he Got It Bad, so that mean I got it worse
    Check uno dos, crack a forty, make a toast
    Let me rip the instrumental and impress the West coast

    Chorus

    [J-Ro] Uhh... damn it feels like my bones is rattling
    Uhh ohhh shit! I'm outta here...

    Ohh yeah, tell the sons of Jones to kiss my ass

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