Last Asshole on Earth Lyrics by Third Try

Last Asshole on Earth Lyrics

    i locked my doors and waited for the world to end
    i watched the clock tick down, by candlelight all safe and sound alone
    until i thought that it was safe outside again
    but all my plans were laid to waste, it was just another new years after all
    the birds were singing in the air
    and i was crying on my knees
    it was selfish to want everybody else to die
    but i know we were meant to be

    i know you said that you would never talk to me again
    but i thought that this could work
    because you told me that you'd never take me back
    unless i were the last asshole on earth

    sometimes i think if only i were old again
    if only i recalled all things we knew when we knew everything
    you're out tonight, and i'm at home alone again
    you needed time apart but watching you fuck half the town just breaks my heart
    sitting in my room constructing atom bombs
    'cause there's nothing i can do
    i don't really care if i kill off mankind
    if that means i can be with you

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