Killercrush Lyrics

I wonder what the best thing is To have a face or to have charm? Well, my girl's twofaced and she's a fartalarm I'm not blind and i do have nose But i don't wanna use it now I rather try to follow my heart this time Good looks, it makes me nervous I need someone who's not perfect It's you, you're overweight and lovely Yes, it's true, a pig in walking shoes You drool every time we kiss, i must say you rule I'm falling in love with you I know that all those trendy girls Would leave me when i'm broke And also be disgusted if i smoke, no joke I don't want no model Unless she has a major body Just an ounce of human touch, i realize it's a killercrush I'm dancing, i'm overjoyed I took a chance on you cause i wanted some romance To and now i'm happy as can be Cause this supersized woman means all to me