Oh baby, you know you missed the fight
(he's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man)
Alligator wrecked the bar last night
(he's a trouble maker, he's a trouble man)
I guess he had fun, to some people fun is a drag
Gathers lady had to hitch a ride
(she's a trouble lady, to a trouble man)
She got picked up by some guys in some band
You'd never believe what they did to a fan
They found a 'c' on her back, and a lead guitar strap in her hand
"arrive down on n.t.c. in a blue ford van, wanted for the connection of the
Murder of a man"
Go johnny, do what you want to do
"hey, hey, blue. i here this johnny's band is red hot"
"alright let's check him out"
Go johnny, do what you want to do
So go, johnny
"don't you know i'm a man" (go, go, johnny)
*1-85 thru' the south land (johnny)
"and my fingers are cold, but my managers tan, so watch out"
(go, go johnny)
"on the road in a dangerous van" ( go, go, johnny)
Watch 'em burn thru the south land
With my axe in my hand, watch out , for
*johnny gore and the 'c' eaters band
"holy jesus, look at 'gator up there, he's got johnny gore on
Stage by his hair"
"come on guys, give the gators a hand. i paid two dollars
Just to see this ba, ba, band"
"and i ain't gonna let no loser, put the screw on the show"
"so give us a hand 'gators crazy you know"!
Go johnny, do what you want to do
"hey man, someone throw this dude out of here"
"don't give a damn about his old lady"
Go johnny, do what you want to do
So go johnny
"hey baby, don't you know i'm a man"!
So go johnny
*repeat*