I'd be really pleased to meet you if only i could remember your name
But i got problems with my memory ever since i got a winner in the fame game
I'm a citizen of legoland travellin' incommunicado
And i don't give a damn for the fleet street afficionados
But i don't want to be the backpage interview
I don't want launderette anonymity
I want my handprints in the concrete on sunset boulevard
A dummy in tussauds you'll see. incommunicado
I'm a marquee veteran, a multi-media bonafide celebrity
I've got an allergy to perrier, daylight and responsibility
I'm a rootin-tootin cowboy, a peter pan with street credibility
Always making the point with the dawn patrol fraternity
Sometimes it seems like i've been here before
When i hear opportunity kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity call it déja vu
I just put my faith in destiny - it's the way that i choose
But i don't want to be a tin can tied to the bumper of a wedding limousine,
Or currently residing in the where-are-they-now file
A toupée on the cabaret scene
I want to do adverts for american express cards
And talk shows on prime time tv,
A villa in france
My own cocktail bar
And that's where you're gonna find me
Incommunicado
Sometimes it seems like i've been here before
When i hear opportunity kicking in my door
Call it synchronicity call it déja vu
I just put my faith in destiny it's the way that i choose
Incommunicado
It's the only way
Incommunicado