I can't read and i can't write
And i don't know my left from right
I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine
And i don't know if you'll ever be mine
But i'll make love to you any old time
I can't swim and i can't fly
I ain't no fish, i ain't no bird in the sky
I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine
And i don't know if you'll ever be mine
But i'll make love to you any old time
I can't count from one to ten
And i don't know the shape i'm in
I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine
And i don't know if you'll ever be mine
But i'll make love to you any old time