If I was Jesus Lyrics by Toby Keith

If I was Jesus Lyrics

    "I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
    I got a, 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
    Things used to be real cool and they got out of hand when they moved in
    They call themselves the Taliban
    (ooooo yeah the taliban) (taliban baby)

    Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here
    They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear
    She loves the desert and the hot white sand
    But man she's just like me, nah she can't stand
    The Taliban (ooo taliban baby)

    You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
    Ride Camel Ride
    My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
    We should do just fine down in Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
    We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban
    (oh yeah the taliban) (baby)

    Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
    Said they would, stand and fight until the very bloody end
    Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said "Now, you
    knuckle-heads you better not be doin any business with the taliban"
    (Taliban baby)

    So we prayed to Allah with all of our might
    And then those big U.S. jets came flyin one night
    They dropped little bombs all over our holy land
    And man you should have seen em run like rabbits, they ran
    (the taliban)

    You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up and it'll be
    Ride Camel Ride
    My old lady she'll be here with me, smilin right by my side
    We should do real fine down around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan
    We'll bid a fair audo and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban
    (oh yeah, taliban)
    we'll bid a fair adieu and flip a finger to The Taliban (baby)"


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