If i wasn't shy
If i wasn't shy
I'd burn all the uniforms
I'd burn all the "ask me" buttons
I'd burn all the intercoms
I'd burn all the time clock cards
If i wasn't shy
If i wasn't shy
I'd steal somebody's cadillac
I'd steal anything i lack
I'd steal all the microphones
From all the masters of ceremony
If i wasn't shy
If i wasn't shy
I'd ask you, if you don't mind,
To kiss you a hundred times
If i wasn't shy
If i wasn't shy