If I Had Lyrics by Eminem

If I Had Lyrics

    Life.. by Marshall Mathers
    What is life?
    Life is like a big obstacle
    put in front of your optical to slow you down
    And everytime you think you gotten past it
    it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground
    What are friends?
    Friends are people that you think are your friends
    But they really your enemies, with secret indentities
    and disguises, to hide they true colors
    So just when you think you close enough to be brothers
    they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin
    What is money?
    Money is what makes a man act funny
    Money is the root of all evil
    Money'll make them same friends come back around
    swearing that they was always down
    What is life?
    I'm tired of life
    I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
    I'm tired of committing so many sins
    Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins
    Tired of never having any ends
    Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins
    I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR shit when he spins
    Tired of not having a deal
    Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel
    Tired of drowning in my sorrow
    Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo
    I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off
    I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour
    then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off
    I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough
    Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk
    for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk
    I'm tired of using plastic silverware
    Tired of working in Building Square
    Tired of not being a millionaire

    But if I had a million dollars
    I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
    If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick
    without a condom on, while I'm on the john
    If I had a million bucks
    it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out
    robbing armored trucks
    If I had one wish
    I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

    I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor
    Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store
    I'm tired of not having a phone
    Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on
    Tired of not driving a BM
    Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him
    Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM
    Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum
    Tired of not being on tour
    Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after work
    in the back of a Contour
    I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones
    Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns
    Tired of being stared at
    I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat
    Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz
    Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs
    Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me
    saying they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me"
    I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs
    Tired of J-L-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives"

    But if I had a million dollars
    I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics
    If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick
    without a condom on, while I'm on the john
    If I had a million bucks
    it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out
    robbing armored trucks
    If I had one wish
    I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss

    You know what I'm saying?
    I'm tired of all of this bullshit
    Telling me to be positive
    How'm I 'sposed to be positive when I don't see shit positive?
    Know what I'm sayin?
    I rap about shit around me, shit I see
    Know what I'm sayin? Right now I'm tired of everything
    Tired of all this player hating that's going on in my own city
    Can't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin?
    But ey, it's cool though, you know what I'm sayin?
    Just fed up
    That's my word

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