Well, i've been doodling on this notepad
And i been taking telephone calls
I can tell this job's at the end of the line
And i'm ready for the fall
But i been watchin' the boss carefully
And he always seems to be havin' a ball
And then i scratch my head and wonder
Why i'm down here and he's up the hall
Now, all of my paychecks aren't worth
The paper they're printed on
I get 'em friday
But monday they're all gone
There must be some way to change my situation
It's time that i took up a brand new vocation
I wanna take a two-week vacation
Twenty-six times a year, add 'em up
When i fly to exotic places
My jet will be a lear
I'll need several secretaries
Just to jot down notes
I'll wear gucci loafers
And expensive shirts
And blue, executive, exotic coats
Chorus:
'cause i, i said i wanna be a boss
(i wanna be, i wanna be)
I, i said i wanna be a boss
And i'll have people workin' under me
And this lousy job i'll toss
I, i said i wanna be a boss
Well, i'll drive in fancy cars
Well, no, maybe i'll just cruise
With a limo¨c¨cand a chauffeur,
Tv, telephone, and booze
Tinted windows so the common folk
Can't see me here inside
Maybe every now and then for fun
I'll give some old coot a ride
Then maybe i'll slip him
A thousand dollar bill
Then he'll smile and shake my hand
And i'll put him in my will
I'm gonna count up all my widgets
And digits, and all my stuff
I'll make millions in a day
But it'll never be enough
Nope¨c¨cnot enough!
Chorus:
'cause i, i said i wanna be a boss
And i just wanna take a four-hour lunch
And eat a steak with a1 sauce
I, i said i wanna be a boss
And i'll buy up every stock there is
From itt to doctor ross
I, i said i wanna be a boss
(i wanna be, i wanna be)
Now if i find a product i like
I'll buy up the whole company
Shave my face, and grin and smile
And then i'll sell it on tv
And everyone will know me
I'll be more famous than howard hughes
I'll grow a long beard and watch
Ice station zebra in the nude
And grow my nails like fu-manchu
Keep a row of specimen jars
Get other people to work for me¨c¨cwell
Maybe i'll buy the planet mars, and
Build an amusement park up there
Better than old walt's place
You'll have to be a millionaire to go
We'll smoke cigars and lounge in lace
Talk the talk of businessmen
And bosses that we are
So here's to me¨c¨cthe drinks are free¨c¨c
'cause i just bought this bar
Yeah¨c¨cyeah, i wanna be a boss
I wanna be a boss, boss, boss!
Some kinda intergalactic boss!