Music and lyrics by jo davidson
He said let's go out for drinks
And we'll talk some business
I was young i didn't think
And the next thing i knew
I was driving his rolls royce
Trying to keep him off my dress
I'd never been in a rolls royce
But i wasn't impressed
Can't you tell
I don't dance well
No i don't dance oh i don't dance no
I don't dance well
I kept bringing up his wife
And i told him i went to church
He said oh that's very nice
Then the waiter brought our food
I was hungry so i ate
Then i said it's getting late
And i wish you'd take me home
But he wanted to dance
Can't you tell
I don't dance well
I don't dance oh i don't dance
Oh i don't dance well
When i hate the music
When i hate the song
Turn off the radio-awhoa-awhoa
I was fired soon after (bummer)
And my boyfriend was so mad
I collected my two weeks pay
And that was the end of that
Can't you tell i don't dance well
I don't dance oh i don't dance oh i don't dance well
When i hate the music
When i hate the song
Turn off the radio-awhoa-awhoa
Cause i don't dance
For just anyone.