Hoes Lyrics by Too Short

Hoes Lyrics

    You see some people like to play the dating game
    Meet a new freak and ask "what's your name?"
    Wine and dine and waste all that time
    Spending money on a hoe cause you think she's fine
    Holding hands at the movies, waiting much to fuck
    Played like a sucker, you should know what's up
    Getting dogged by a snotty, fake, broke-ass hoe
    Listen to a real dog, cause i know
    You get a pretty yellow bitch with that long-ass hair
    Fine motherfucker trying to get with a player
    Can't fuck worth shit, old stiff-ass bitch
    Tried to get some head and she just kissed my dick
    I need a bitch with a beeper, a full time tramp
    She can't suck dick like she's licking a stamp
    But she can lick it all around, or swallow it whole
    Deep throat this big dick and act real bold
    You go to sleep, she'll straight rob your ass
    Cause hoes like to steal and take all your cash
    And when hoes go to jail, pimps make bail
    Take 'em to the stroll and let the pussy sell
    Cause to a trick, they're just quick nuts
    But to a grandmother, they're like big sluts
    And if you're short dog, they look like bank rolls
    If i ever go broke i'll just break hoes
    Cause hoes were made to be broken
    It happens every day in oakland
    I need a bitch, that's one thing i know
    Put my money where my mouth is and just break that hoe
    Two and fro, they like to run in pairs
    Hit small towns and sell pussy everywhere
    I ain't giving no bitches, no kind of slack
    Cause oakland california is where they made the mack

    Prostitution is the oldest profession
    Kick back young partner, learn your lesson
    Pimp till you die, as long as you know
    Pimps ain't nothing but hoes
    Getting paid, for everything you say
    If a hoe wants to fuck you, she gots to pay
    Keep the bitch broke and control the world
    Cause when hoes get rich, they call 'em "call girls"
    Now ain't nothing like a neighborhood trampy slut
    Take a hoe to a spot and let her lick these nuts
    Get a square bitch, you gotta lie to kick it
    But with a nasty bitch, she'll just lick it and lick it
    I had a square bitch, man, she looked way too cool
    She said she loved me, but is that true?
    She asked me could she be my lady
    Wanted so much to have my baby
    So what bitch? i popped your cherry
    Hell fucking no, i don't wanna get married
    Cause can't no bitch hound me
    Talking that shit about a family
    I wants no champagne, i drink gin and juice
    Bring a bag of ice and watch a ho get loose
    Spread the word, we're getting tossed tonight
    And please don't trip on the cellulite
    I got a fat bitch, sucking on my dick
    Every day homie it's the same old shit
    Don't look stupid, hoe, drop them goddamn drawers
    Get your ass in the bed and let's fuck like dogs
    On the very first night, we fucked
    I got the pussy, i got sucked
    I couldn't wait, she asked me why
    I let the answer shoot straight in her eye, bitch

    Hoes are like cum freaks, they suck you dry
    The do what you say, and don't ask why
    Who said that hoe ain't old enough?
    If she could bleed, then she can fuck
    Call me "dirty dog" but your cock stank
    Motherfuckers think pimps ain't making bank
    But the, pimp game just don't stop
    You gotta be down to reach the top
    I tell all my homies "play these hoes"
    Don't eat the pussy and play these hoes
    Cause some of these hoes get tore up smoking
    Bitches like that you find all through oakland
    Miniskirts and no panties on
    When it's time to fuck, it don't take too long
    And it's mandatory for hoes to simp
    Catch other hoes and bring 'em to pimps
    So take this game and keep it for life
    Never make a hoe into a housewife
    Just get a good bitch, a workaholic like holly
    Bitch so bold, she'll take a piss in the alley
    And make big bank, it's the pussy is dope
    They keep coming back until the tricks go broke
    But if that hoe jumps off the track
    Another young bitch will bring them tricks right back

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