Heaven Lyrics by Uncle Kracker

Heaven Lyrics

    [Kracker]
    If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit
    I don't wanna go
    If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit
    I just a soon stay home
    If they ain't got no Eight Mile
    Like they do up in the D
    Just send me to Hell or Salt Lake City
    It would be about the same to me
    It would be about the same to me

    [Paradime]
    Detroit city
    From Aretha to Aaliyah
    To Bob Segar to
    Joe Louis n' his arena and now me
    Paradime the mic of overachievers
    Smokin sewer caps bottom feeders and parking meters
    A bunch of bad dudes in the mad brew and tattoos
    So think twice before you pass through
    Or get clapped through whack crews get hurt
    We can take you for a ride (ride)
    Or take you for your shirt (shirt)
    I did it in the Bronx, I did in in Queens
    And you can see me do it, do it, down in New Orleans
    Fat backs and greens
    I'm the scene of amazement
    You'll be picking all your teeth up from the fuckin pavement
    Is that Kracker with a C
    No Kracker with a K
    Kracker mother fucker all God damn day
    You could take Gratiot south, but that's a real rough route
    You'll get found face down with your pockets hangin out

    [Kracker]
    If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit
    I don't wanna go
    If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit
    I just a soon stay home
    If they ain't got no Eight Mile
    Like they do up in the D
    Just send me to Hell or Salt Lake City
    It would be about the same to me
    It would be about the same to me

    [Kid Rock]
    My name is...
    My name is...
    I'm going platinum
    Back up in the mother fuckin saddle
    You wanna battle Kid Rock bitch
    Your up shit's creek without a paddle
    I'm no tattle because I do not snitch
    I lick clits n' drop cock n' twats that spit
    I spit like hicks and make hit's for flom
    And that's what you call droppin bombs
    Got a bullet head dick with a thirty aught six
    And from a thousand yards I'll hit ya right in the lips...shit
    Motherfucker's wanna talk about shining
    Here's four fingers kiss my fuckin diamonds
    I keep climbing, but these charts ain't shit
    I'm a whinin, linin, rhymin, son of a bitch
    I'm the son of shotguns unsung cry
    And I'm the only MC that'll never die
    Cause if it's real you'll feel it so check for the name
    Or look for the dog with the fade in the chain
    Yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh

    [Kracker]
    If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit
    I don't wanna go
    If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit
    I just a soon stay home
    If they ain't got no Eight Mile
    Like they do up in the D
    Just send me to Hell or Salt Lake City
    It would be about the same to me
    It would be about the same to me

    [Kracker]
    Kracker's the name double X in size
    And I resid on the side were the sun rise
    See I'll never be touched because I'm outta reach
    Call me Kracker just be fuckin up spots like bleach
    Worst in my division I got bitches on the file
    From the Mississippi River on back to Belle Isle
    I got style, but it dosn't show
    I got more love for Detroit then you'll ever know
    I know cats that sling crack and cats that scrap
    Cats that bust beer bottles over baseball caps
    Cats that get drunk and like to spark up skull cats
    They keep sawed off chillin up in the trunks
    Whores an 44's, scoops n' blow Faygo bitch
    We pound cans of Stroh's
    We run the mitten from the river way up to the farms
    That's why we get these fuckin D's tattooed on our arms

    [Kracker]
    If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit
    I don't wanna go
    If Heaven ain't alot like Detroit
    I just a soon stay home
    If they ain't got no Eight Mile
    Like they do up in the D
    Just send me to Hell or Salt Lake City
    It would be about the same to me
    It would be about the same to me

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