Happy Holidays You Bastard Lyrics

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
He's always fucking shitin his pants
I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

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