Stick up,hands in the air
You move,you lose 'cause the ice don't care
No chance to run,don't shout
Flinch an inch i'm gonna take you out
Grand larcenist,soloist,felonist,vocalist
Crime's my rhyme,but here's a new twist
I ain't here for your gold,bro
All i want is the show
This is grand larceny
This is grand larceny (x3)
I lay low for a show,and then i go
Steal the motherfucker then we count the dough
It's kinda like robbin',but it's legally done
And now days if it ain't legal i don't fuck around
I get a thrill when i ill and a jam is filled
With 10.000 screamin' people,now that's the pill
Who's gonna dog the set? the ice will
And once i'm in effect it's overkill
Kinda like a hold-up.all the tickets sold up
And then the black stretch limo cold rolls up
And then the posse breaks,high off the cold duck
And then i set the mic to show destruct
Even if we open up,it don't mean nothing
I rock the rhymes.e does the cuttin'
Call it shownappin' i take a hostage a night
Do shit and break out on the next flight
This is grand larceny
Grand larceny
I'm a kleptomaniac when a jam is packed
You can fight all night,but you'll still get jacked
By the show stealer,crime rhyme dealer
Rap king pin,l.a. big-wheeler
Got a posse so strong they could lift a tank
Rob a bank
But now we steal shows the cops say thanks
Breathe easy 'cause the syndicate deep
Before we start rappin'
They got no sleep
This is grand larceny
Grand larceny
Just give me a beat,give me a stage to stand on
I know that none ya'll ever planned on
A dude from l.a. who could rock shit this way
Have his record go gold,with no radio play
But it happened,the ice is rappin'
Just listen to my fans that are clappin'
Or come to my show.sit in the front row
And watch me steal the motherfucker before your ass can say "ho"
I'm like a time bomb,but i'm a rhyme bomb
Spray the whole audience with napalm
Or something just as hot,i'll bust a rhyme,why not?
Rap hittin' so hard,you'll think you shot
I'll take a show and abduct it
Stone cold house it,and if it gets wild
With gasoline i'll douse it
Set it ablaze,and then i'll stomp it out
Many burnt emcees know what i'm talkin' about
This is grand larceny
Promoters on my tail now
'cause they billed me low
Here i am 'bout to steal another show
So they turn my mic down
Fuck up my audio sound
But too late,we just dogged another town
Rappin' like a mac 10,as soon as i begin
The only way to stop the stealin'
Is throw me in the pen
But that will never happen
'cause i'm just cool rappin'
My larceny is legal,so sorry captain
I would never steal a rap
But i'll steal a show in a minute
It's as simple as that
An interstate crook,my pistol's my rhyme book
Any show that i'm on is a show that's took
Better watch my left hook,or your jaw will get shook
If my posse gets mad,it's best you book
From the grand larcenist,ice-t is my name
Got a rap like a mac,and a game he same
This is grand larceny (x3)