Go See The Doctor Lyrics by Kool Moe Dee

Go See The Doctor Lyrics

    Three days later, go see the doctor...

    I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat
    Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
    I saw a little lady so neet and petite
    So was so sweet, yes i wanted to meet
    So i asked this lady could i take her out
    We could wine and dine and we could talk about
    The birds and the bees in my waterbed
    And you could treat me like a buddha and bow your head
    We continued to talk, and before you knew it
    We were at my house and it was time to do it
    As soon as i finished, i lost my poise
    Ran outside and told all my boys
    I said "listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"
    They said "did you get it?" i said "yeah," they said "how was it?"
    The poontang was dope and you know that i rocked her
    But three days later, go see the doctor

    I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
    She felt so good, hugged me so tight
    I said "good night"
    Three days later...
    Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
    Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
    I went to the bathroom and said "mama mia!"
    I'm a kill that girl next time i see her
    The madder i got, the more i reminice
    Why is my thing thing burning like this?
    Well i remember the first day i saw that girl
    I just couldn't wait to rock her world
    I said "hey good looking, what you got cooking?"
    What have i done stuck my dick in?
    Now i know why her ex-boyfriend dave
    Calls her mrs. microwave
    Cause she was hotter than an oven and i had to learn
    The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
    But the poontang was dope and you know that i rocked her
    But three days later, go see the doctor

    I went to the doctor's office, i said "what have i got?"
    He said "turn around boy and take this shot"
    I looked at him like he was crazy, and i said "what?"
    Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
    He turned and said in a real deep voice
    "have it your way, if that's your choice
    And i'll put it down if you want me to put it
    But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
    Extending from the middle of your body
    And the next time you see your cute hottie
    You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do
    Is just kick her, so go take karate"
    As i turned around to receive my injection
    I said "next time i'll use some protection"
    If i see another girl and i get an erection
    I'm walking in the other direction
    Cause i don't wanna do the sick sick dance
    So i'm keeping my prick inside my pants
    And if i see another girl and i know i can rock her
    Before i push up i'll make her go see the doctor

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